poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

shannnfayyy:

I HAVE A COOL TAIL WOAH

blacknoonajade:

cleophatrajones:

blackdisneyprincess:

LMAO.

He said that shit!

Non-consensual gardening.

Black ish just won EVERYTHING.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

tastefullyoffensive:

[theoccassional]

tastefullyoffensive:

[theoccassional]

“Spoil her with consistency.”

– Unknown (via kvtes)

tastefullyoffensive:

[simbrucepot]

tastefullyoffensive:

[simbrucepot]