normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, gifs it, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
(Source: venomoth-balls, via undiscoveredstory)
ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
(via undiscoveredstory)
